By Putnik

2019-02-05 19:55:13 8 Comments

The quote says "Don't do school, eat your drugs, stay in vegetables". I realize the last part does not mean something like "remain in the box with potatoes" literally, so what does it mean?


@MarkTO 2019-02-05 20:02:27

A bit of context to where this comes from might help. This is pretty clearly a humorous transposition of phrases. It's mixing up "Don't do drugs, eat your vegetables, stay in school"

I don't think it's meant to have a specific meaning since it's likely just someone joking around.

@Kris 2019-02-06 07:40:29

-1 "A bit of context to where this comes from might help." Right. Rest is flight of imagination.

@Kris 2019-02-06 07:50:44

It is mean to have a specific meaning. Joking, of course, but on purpose. It's not called juxtaposition, it's transposition, btw.

@Ruadhan2300 2019-02-06 09:08:00

This is definitely the correct answer. It's a relatively common thing to mess with idiomatic phrases for comedic effect. Reddit is particularly prone to it these days for example. The rewritten idiom loses its meaning, but it also subverts expectations, which is the root of the humour.

@Lightness Races in Orbit 2019-02-06 11:52:13

Agreed - the context needs some question

@Flater 2019-02-06 12:23:41

Other examples: "What's a place like you doing in a girl like this?" "People to go, places to meet".

@Bob Jarvis 2019-02-06 12:37:18

Lives to word by... :-)

@Fattie 2019-02-06 13:13:30

Of course this is obviously the correct answer. Questions on this site about typographical errors, or simple jokes, are very annoying.

@Robert Furber 2019-02-06 15:04:28

@Flater The more famous one is "I have things to see, and people to do." This one works a bit better as a joke than the other examples because it gets a new meaning.

@Flater 2019-02-06 15:10:21

@RobertFurber: I totally meant that one... brain fart :)

@mckenzm 2019-02-07 04:38:27

Loose cars and fast women....

@HemiPoweredDrone 2019-02-07 05:31:14

The joke is based on the supposed fact that someone who had a bad education, and/or was using drugs, might mix up the phrases like this.

@Adonalsium 2019-02-07 14:02:15

The context matters for this too - if I saw it as graffiti I'd assume it was a message about not obeying authority and doing what you want. If I saw it on reddit or on someones notebook I'd assume it was just a simple gag.

@T.E.D. 2019-02-08 16:16:13

In particular, this was a line often recited by Hulk Hogan during his days as an over-the-top pro wrestling face during the 80's and 90's. So even in its original form, it was arguably parody.

@user335504 2019-02-08 16:52:35

There are already answers explaining how this is a jumbling of a stock advice. I am not expanding on that. "Stay in vegetables" can have a perfectly valid meaning, however, outside of the obvious literal one (like staying in the vegetables aisle when a shooter is roaming the supermarket, or when you are asking where to do inventory next): namely short for "stay invested in vegetables". This can be advice to a grocer about what to keep in his offerings. It can be advice for somebody's investment portfolio. If you are into alliteration: what to keep in stock or what to keep in stocks.

@Gilles 2019-02-07 21:35:33

That's the joke.¹

This is a deliberate corruption of the juxtaposition of three sentences: “stay in school”, “don't do drugs”, “eat your vegetables”. Each of these sentences is a thing that a parent might tell their child, or more generally advice that adults are expected to give to young children (the one about vegetables) or teenagers (the ones about school and drugs).

“Don't do school, eat your drugs, stay in vegetables” takes those three sentences and shuffles the complements around. “Don't do school” is not a common use of the verb do, but it is a straightforward use of the same meaning of do as the expression “[don't] do drugs”, where “do” means “participate in some action that involves the complement”. So it's just the opposite of the usual parental advice “stay in school”. “Eat your drugs” is also the opposite of the corresponding parental advice (“don't do drugs”), but it's weirder than the first part of the sentence because one does not normally “eat” drugs. Still, eat is a technically correct verb for drugs that are ingested through the mouth, such as weed cookies. Finally, “stay in vegetables” is so weird that it's completely meaningless. The humor comes in part from the escalation: the first part is wrong, the second is weird, and the third is not even wrong².

¹ A somewhat idiomatic expression which has the subtext “you didn't get the joke”.
² An idiomatic expression that basically means “meaningless”.

@Col. Shrapnel 2019-02-06 07:36:23

The sentence wouldn't have taken the wind if it was just a random words swapping. The resulting phrase makes (an ironical) sense of its own.

There a common metaphor of living as a vegetable with the meaning of being deliberately passive, not pursuing any goals in life. Sitting in one place doing nothing, living a life not more productive than that of a plant. Such an attitude is commonly despised, so it makes the perfect sense in the resulting sentence: Don't go to school, do drugs, enjoy your life as a vegetable.

@Mr Lister 2019-02-06 08:01:42

You're overthinking things. The first two phrases make sense with that explanation, but the third is just the words that were left over.

@senschen 2019-02-05 20:02:02

This is kind of a malaphor, although not strictly one. This is one common saying that has had some of its words swapped around for effect. The full saying as it usually goes is:

Stay in school, don't do drugs, eat your vegetables.

Sometimes the order of the clauses is changed for emphasis.

@Kris 2019-02-06 07:41:15

Do cite the source to make this a proper answer.

@Lightness Races in Orbit 2019-02-06 11:52:40

How does swapping the order of the words (not clauses) add emphasis?

@mckenzm 2019-02-07 04:34:37

Like many a similar tmesis, and almost all deliberate spoonerisms, It is for comedic effect

@Mitch 2019-02-07 23:19:41

@mckenzm How is this tmesis or a spoonerism? While similar to a spoonerism, it does not match the strict definition.

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